Hello, my name is Tigera Boo Baby and I am an American Short Hair Bronze Tabby. I was born outside in a feral colony in 2020 during the pandemic (Whatever that is.), which makes me 3 years old.
I don't remember being taken from the colony because I was just 6 weeks old when it happened. I understand though, from hearing some talk, that I screamed bloody murder when I was caught and bite the lady's thumb making it bleed.
I don't scream or bite anymore because I love my staff, but I do have some things that I like to do in my spare time - which I have to admit, I have a lot of since I live in a house staffed by two devoted humans.
What gloriously tasty things grow in the corners of the baseboards!
I mentioned that I have staff, and that's true. In fact, they do almost everything for me, but one thing that I have noticed is that they don't always see what I see, and for that, I'm glad. You see, I discovered the most fabulous things to eat that my female human calls "Cobwebs". Ah, I almost faint with pleasure just thinking about how wondrously yummy they are. Every time I find one, I can't help myself, I just have to lap it up with my tongue and savor the flavor of it before finishing it off. I'm so addicted to them that I actually search from room to room until I finally find my culinary delight.
Where does it come from, and where does it go?
Another thing that I should mention is the giant water bowl in the bathroom; the one that my staff uses instead of the litterbox, and not the tiny bathtub where they wash their hands.
I have been trying to figure that thing out for my entire life! Well, for as long as I can remember anyway. It fascinates me so much that any time a member of my staff is in the bathroom, I jump up on the thing they call the seat and tell them to pull the lever on the side, because, when they do, all the water goes round and round in a circle until it all disappears down a hole in the bottom of the bowl. I have no idea where it all goes, but then water starts flowing down the sides from the top.
It's kind of freaky if you ask me. I've even tried to see where the new water comes from, but every time I stick my head way down inside the bowl and look under the edge, all I see are little holes that the water runs out of. When the water stops flow in, I often have them pull the lever again, but the same thing always happens. I don't know if I'll ever figure it out, but I will keep trying.
One last thing before I go.
My staff can't understand this last thing about me, and that is that I really enjoy licking the underside of the coffee table. Well, the underside of any table really. What can I say? I like the feel of the wood on my tongue. The tops of tables are all smooth and slick - not fun to lick at all - but the undersides are rough, unglazed, and I adore them. I can lick the coffee table for 5 minutes straight if I'm not interrupted, but if they try to video me doing it, I always stop because I don't want to be on any video. I don't understand them, and I think they are evil (The videos, not my staff. I love my staff.).
Well, that's enough about me. Thank you so much for your time, and have a great day! I'm told that the next talented queen is a diva named Harleah Agnes VI.
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